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Below is a couple of funny short stories for kids.

 

funny short stories for kids

Once upon a time there were 3 roommates who lived on the sixtieth floor of a New York skyscraper.

One evening they returned home from work all fatigued and exhausted just to find out that the power was out, and the elevators were not operating.

So they tried to think of planning?? How to get to their apartment all the way up, so finally one of them said:

” since we do not have any other choice but to climb the stairs all the way up, I suggest that after twenty floors, one of us tell a funny story, so we laugh and forget about being tired, and again at the fortieth floor, the second one would do the same, and when we get to the sixtieth floor, the last one should tell a sad story so we fall asleep right away.”

So they all agreed, and after reaching floor number twenty the first one told them a very funny story, so they laughed so hard and continued to the fortieth floor where the second guy cracked even a better joke, again they laughed so hard, and continued up till they got to their apartment door where the first two told the third one, now you have to tell us some real sad story, so we can go straight to bed, so he said:

"I will tell you one of the saddest things that could have ever happened to us.”

 "And what would that be?” They both asked.

“We forgot the keys in the car downstairs” he replied.

 

Another Funny story

After months of intense treatments for a few mentally ill patients, the doctor decided to see what kind of progress the patients made. They gathered all of them around an empty pool, and asked them to jump in and swim. All but one of the patients jumped in. The doctor said to himself, "At least one of them is better, " while approaching that patient.

"Why didn't you jump in like the rest of your friends?" The doctor asked.

"Are you crazy? I'll drown, I don't know how to swim!" The patient answered.

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